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impmon:

if u listen closely u can hear no one giving a shit about u

(via hefuckin)

police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude
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psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

(via z1ggyst2rdust)

Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

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iswearimnotadumbblonde:

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I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

(Quelle: thighrabanks, via laurenlovesoreos)

Friend: go ask
Me: no you go ask
Friend: no you
Me: fine can i have ketchup

zackisontumblr:

i have 3 moods:

  • skips every song on my ipod
  • lets the music play without interruption
  • plays the same song on repeat for days

(via laurenlovesoreos)

thethrillofit:

im a BIT of a history nerd *puts a hand on my hip, puts on my glasses, cracks open an encyclopedia* did you know obama is the president 

(via chrisidk)

biowjob:

HTML: How To Make lasanga

(via irritate)